Son: "Why is making Love so enjoyable?"
Father: "It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger!!!"
Son: "Why do women enjoy more sex than men?"
Father: "It's because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort than your finger!!!"
Son: "Why do women hate it when they get raped?"
Father: "It is like when you are walking down the street, someone else come over & dig your nose, do you like it???"
Son: "Why women cant have good sex when they are having their periods?"
Father: "If your nose is bleeding,,, do you still dig it???"
Son: "Why men don't like to wear condoms when they are making love?"
Father: "Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger???"
Son: "Why is making love carried out in private?"
Father: "Will you dig your nose in front of your class???"
See life is so Simple...
