Interviewer :Let me check your word Power...
ENGINEER: ok Sir .....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of .....good.
Last week was my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, Even my colleagues did not wish.
As i entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"
I felt special. She asked me for lunch.
After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!
She said,
"You mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"OK", i said in a sexy mood.
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake & My wife, My parents, My kids, My friends and My colleagues.
All screaming "SURPRISE SURPRISE!"
And,
I was waiting on the sofa, NAAKED! :
