A guy went to visit his friend from a very rich family. When he entered, the maid approached him and asked :
MAID : what would you like to drink ? Fruit juice, yogurt, tea, chocolate, apple juice or coffee ?
GUY : Tea please
MAID : Ceylon tea, India tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea ?
GUY : Ceylon tea please
MAID : how do you want it, black or white ?
GUY : White
MAID : Milk or fresh cream ?
GUY : with Milk
MAID : Goat Milk or Cow Milk ?
GUY : Cow Milk
MAID : Freezland cow or afrikner cow ?
GUY : hmmm, let me go with the Freezland cow
MaID : would you like it with Sweetner, Sugar or honey ?
GUY : Sugar
MAID : bee sugar or Cane Sugar ?
GUY : Cane sugar
MAID : White, brown or yellow sugar ?
GUY : A beg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
MAID : Mineral, Tap or distilled water ?
GUY : Mineral water
MAID : Flavored or non flavored ?
GUY : In fact get Me an empty glass.
MAID : You want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug ?
GUY : A beg, free me, make i swallow ma spit.
