Smith First day in a new Secondary School.
Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week.
Contrary to his nature, Smith reads his book from cover to
cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each
with a piece of cloth so only their legs is visible.
Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its'
common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.
After about 20mins of frustration and not writing down
anything, Smith storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front
of the teacher.
'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!'
Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is your name?
Smith raises his trouser and points to his leg: 'Oya you
too, look my leg, tell me my name, my surname, where I they live, which tribe I
come from.
