Wife: Its my bad luck that I married you, otherwise lots of smart boys were interested in me.
Husband: Of course they must be smart, that's why they escaped from you.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Wife pointing at a couple next door says to her husband: Look at him he kisses her all the time, can’t u do that?
Husband : I tried but she slapped me.
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
Husband: can u be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then…. Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!
