Mr John once hurt his
arm when playing tennis.
His friend told him
of this new machine at Barnet General Hospital that could
diagnose any problem in a human and prescribe an appropriate remedy.
All it needed was a
small sample of body fluid.
Mr John, skeptical,
went to test it out.
He put in some of his
blood in the small container he was given and put it in the machine.
The results came out
instantaneously and said,
“You have a tennis
arm. Rub with ointment and soak in warm water daily.”
He was genuinely
impressed.
But, he thought he
could trick the machine and confuse it.
He went home and
mixed up different things.
He put in his dog’s
urine, his daughter’s spit, a bit of his wife’s blood (He told her it was just
a test) and finally his semen.
He went back to the
machine the next day and put in the mixture he’d made.
The machine was quiet
for a while.
Just as Mr John thought
he’d won, the results came out.
“Your dog has fleas.
Get a veterinary. Your daughter is taking heroin. Get her a counselor. Your
wife is pregnant. And the baby’s not yours. Get a lawyer. Stop masturbating or
your tennis arm won’t heal.”
He’s still on
admission in at the same Barnet General Hospital after a heart
attack.
