Clever Husband

 Husband sent a text to his wife at night :

"Hi I will get home late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes.

#No reply#"

And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before i return."
 
#No reply#.

He sent another text

"And i forgot to tell you that i got an increase in my salary. At the end of this month i'm getting you a new car".

She text back ; "Oh my God, really ??".

Husband replied ; "No i just wanted to make sure you got all my first messages. nice night baby".