An elderly man was on a bus in Warri, helding to Lagos, with a beautiful girl sitting close to him.
A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.
ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus ? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here.
YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. He put off the light.
After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched with her hands in the air and a serious odour came out from her armpit.
All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the young man.
ELDERLY MAN : Light the cigarette!.
YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.
ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the cigaretee!!!
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]
ELDERLY MAN : Blow it to my nose, blow it now!!!.
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.
ELDERLY MAN : It is better to die this way than to die that way.
A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.
ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus ? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here.
YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. He put off the light.
After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched with her hands in the air and a serious odour came out from her armpit.
All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the young man.
ELDERLY MAN : Light the cigarette!.
YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.
ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the cigaretee!!!
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]
ELDERLY MAN : Blow it to my nose, blow it now!!!.
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.
ELDERLY MAN : It is better to die this way than to die that way.
