An elderly man was on a bus in Warri, helding to Lagos, with a beautiful girl sitting close to him.

A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.

ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you young man, why would you light a cigarette in this bus ? Do you want to kill this beautiful girl here.

YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. He put off the light.

After a long time in the traffic without movement, the beautiful girl stretched with her hands in the air and a serious odour came out from her armpit.

All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the young man.

ELDERLY MAN : Light the cigarette!.

YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.

ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the cigaretee!!!

YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]

ELDERLY MAN : Blow it to my nose, blow it now!!!.

YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.

ELDERLY MAN : It is better to die this way than to die that way.
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