If animals have FACEBOOK/ BBM/ WhatsApp, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :
COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"
Dog: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember"....
Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"
Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "
Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"
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Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: "Luckily I am haram"
Goat replies: "Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..?
