It is near the Christmas break of the school year.The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.
Teacher: Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early
today.
Little John says to himself Good I want to get outta here. I m smart and will answer the question.
Teacher: Who said Four Score and Seven Years Ago?
Before John can open his mouth Susie says Abraham Lincoln.
Teacher: That's right Susie you can go home.
John is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: Who said I Have a Dream?
Before John can open his mouth Mary says Martin Luther King.
Teacher: That's right Mary you can go.
John is even madder than before.
Teacher: Who said Ask not what your country can do for you?
Before John can open his mouth Nancy says John F.Kennedy.
Teacher:That's right Nancy you may also leave.
John is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back John says I wish these bitches would keep their
mouths shut.
The teacher turns around:NOW WHO SAID THAT?
John: TIGER WOODS.CAN I GO NOW?
