Teacher : Ok class; let us show the principal and our guests how much we have learnt so far dis year! Let’s do comparisons .... So if I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest.
[Students nod]
Teacher : Big
Class : “Big, Bigger, Biggest.” ....
Teacher : “clean.”
Class : “clean, cleaner, cleanest.
Teacher : “tall.”
Class : “tall, taller, tallest.
Teacher [smiles] :”very good!!!
Class : “very good, very goodder, very goodest.
Teacher : “oh gosh.”
Class : oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher : “stop it now”
Class : “stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest!!!
Teacher : “oh please.”
Class :”oh please, oh pleaser, oh please-st..
Teacher : “Look at me..!!!
Class : “look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.
Teacher : “what a disgrace!
Class : “what a disgrace, what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
Teacher [furious] : I don die…
Class : I don die, I don dier, I don diest!!!
Teacher faint!
