This is the 11 Differences Between Dating & Marriage
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.
After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
Before - Saturday Night Fever
After - Monday Night Football
Before - Don't stop.
After - Don't start.
Before - Is that all you're having?
After - Maybe you should have just a salad, Honey.
Before- $60/doz.
After - $1.50/stem
Before- We agree on everything.
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?
Before - Victoria's Secret
After - Fruit-of-the-Loom
Before - Charming and Noble
After - Chernobyl
Before - Idol
After - Idle
Before - I love a woman with curves.
After - I never said you were fat.
Before - He's completely lost without me.
After - Why won't he ever ask for directions?
Before - Time stood still.
After - This relationship is going nowhere.
Before - Croissant and cappuccino
After - Bagel and instant
Before - You look so seductive in black.
After - Your clothes are so depressing.
Before- Oysters After - Fishsticks
After - I can hardly believe we found each other.
Before - Passion
After - Ration
Before - Once upon a time
After - The end
