Little Marry was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Marry, who created the universe?"
When Marry didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Marry and the teacher said, "Very good" and Marry fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Marry, "Who is our Lord and Savior," But, Marry didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Marry and the teacher said, "very good," and Marry fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Marry a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Marry jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Marry, who created the universe?"
When Marry didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Marry and the teacher said, "Very good" and Marry fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Marry, "Who is our Lord and Savior," But, Marry didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Marry and the teacher said, "very good," and Marry fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Marry a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Marry jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
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