Beautiful Love Story

Beautiful Love Story

A guy met a girl online, and gradually began to chat to each other regularly and became good friends. 

After a few months, they expressed their love for each other. They were happily in love for a few weeks, until one day suddenly the girl stopped responding to the guys messages. He waited and waited ..

Weeks passed, and he still sat by his internet awaiting her message, but nothing..

He was scared something had happened to her, his heart felt like it did but eventually he accepted the fact that their relationship was over. He was heartbroken .. He cried himself to sleep everyday reading her old love messages.

After a few years, he had just started university. After all this years, he stayed away from girls because he couldn't stand the heartbreak, but one girl took his fancy.

A beautiful women, it was weird as he never even looked at girls before, but there was something special about her. So he approached her, but was rejected instantly.

Boy: I'm sorry, if I offended you by saying I liked you.

Girl: It's not your fault .. It's just that I'm already in love with someone ..

Boy: Oh right, I'm sorry. Your already taken

Girl: Actually no.. I fell in love with a boy three years ago, he was from here, but due to the circumstances I had to leave him, but now as an excuse to study I have come here in search of him..

Boy: Wow! Actually I've been through something similar!

Girl: Really? What was her name?

Boy: Alisha (when he looked down at the girls book it was labelled 'Alisha'..)

They embraced each other and burst into tears!

Boy: Why did you leave me??

Girl: I met with a car accident, and was in the hospital paralyzed for a year .. I only fully recovered 6 months ago. Everyone thought I was going to die, but the thought of seeing you kept me alive. When I got better, I planned to come and see you to surprise you, you told me you would only want to go to this university so I applied here too.

MORAL: True love will always find it's way; No matter what obstacles are in it's path. If your love is true; Just wait for it to find you ..?.?

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Funny Husband and Wife

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have been released today if I went to the jail!!"

Daughter or One Million

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. 

He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.

One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. 

I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. 

The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.

The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. 

Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"

Boy and Girl

A couple went to the zoo, as they passed a gorilla's cage the girlfriend said "babe did you know that the gorilla resembles a man in its behavior ?”

The boyfriend got annoyed but managed to ask "why did you say that ?" she looked around and said, "OK, see this one", she raised up her skirt and showed half of her thighs, the gorilla went crazy and tried to get out of his cage, "you see, like men just show them little part of your body they go crazy and want to grab you at that moment" she said.

“OK” he replied.

The girlfriend looked around again and said "watch this" she showed her breast to the gorilla and it got crazier and broke two parts of his cage! "See what he did, so I’m not surprise if you got that animalistic behavior too".

The boyfriend got really annoyed with his girlfriend and said "OK, can you show him your bum ?"

She looked around again and raised her skirt and showed her bum. 

This time the gorilla was too aroused and damaged its cage and escaped, he grabbed the woman and started to rip her dress. She cried for help "Babe! Help me, what will I do ?”

The boyfriend sarcastically answered "well tell him that you've got a headache, you are not in the mood and tell me again that men and gorilla are the same!”

Logical thinking....

A NIGHT IN THE BAR:

Bartender: Who Are You? I've never seen you before...
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink
Bartender: What kind of Job?
Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an Example. Do you have a dog?
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That means you love animals
Bartender: True!
Man: That mean you love your kids too. Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married. Bartender: Very True!
Man: You love your Kids. You are still married, means you have a beautiful Wife.
Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?
Man: That's logical thinking now you are married to a lady, so you are not Gay!
Bartender: Impressive!
Man: Time to leave. Bye!

(About 20 minute later the Bartender's Boss Comes)

Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.
Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
Bartender: A logical thinker.
Boss: Logical what??
Bartender: I'll explain it with an Example
Boss: Okay!
Bartender: Do you have a DOG?
Boss: No!
Bartender: That means you are Gay! BOSS DIED...!!

Teacher vs Student

TEACHER: If I give u 2cats and another 2cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?

Student: Seven, Sir.

TEACHER: No, listen carefully. If give you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many will you have?

Student: Seven.

TEACHER: Let me put it to you differently. If I give you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2 apples, how many will you have?

Student: Six.

TEACHER: Good. Now if I give you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats you will have?

Student: Seven!!!

Angry TEACHER: Where did you get Your seven from?

Student: (Angrily!) Because I already get 1 cat for House!

Man vs Angel

Smith was on the bed with his wife, sleeping.

One Night He dreamy, "he was in heaven". When he got to heaven's gate, he met an angel who started showing him everything.

After a while Smith asked the angel; can i piss here?.

Angel replied ; it's not allowed but you can.

A short while later again, Smith asked; can i mess here ?.

Angel replied ; it's not allowed but you can.

Minutes later, again, Smith asked; can i poo here ?.

Angel replied ; it's not allowed but you can.

Smith saw a flower and asked the angel; can i use the flower to clean my butt ?.

Angel said; it's not allowed but you can.

As Smith was about to use the flower to clean his butt, a hot slap landed on his face....

then his Wife shouted; you piss for bed, i no talk, you mess, i leave you, i no talk, you poo on top bed, i leave you, i no talk. You now want to use my wrapper clean your bottom, You they mad ?..